hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

theperksofbeingademon:

heyfunniest:

heyfunniest:

the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. 

that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

thegahstly1:

“PEPPER!”

My new Iron Man figure chasing his one true love.

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

this was a bad idea

gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt